Look, we love bacon as much as the next guy — the smell, the taste, the crunch. But that doesn’t mean everything should smell and taste like bacon. Bacon fanatics may disagree, but these 13 products should never have been invented.
“Why would you have fries if you could have bacon fries?” asks J&D Foods on its website. The company specializes in bacon-flavored products and boasts that its bacon salt is a “zero-calorie, zero fat, vegetarian and kosher seasoning that makes everything taste like bacon.”
It comes in original, hickory, peppered, natural, applewood, maple, cheddar, jalapeno and mesquite flavors, and can be added to anything from “franks and beans” to “cookies and milk.” Yes, the website actually suggests using it on cookies and milk.
For the drinker who has always felt his or her cocktail was missing something. Bakon vodka is “a superior-quality potato vodka with a savory bacon flavor” that the manufacturer’s website describes as “clean, crisp and delicious.” To be fair, the website’s recipe for the “Bakon Mary” doesn’t look half bad.
Thanks to this Funky Fresh air freshener, you can make your car, bedroom or cubicle (don’t do that) smell like bacon.