The 30 best Mitch Hedberg jokes about food

This month — specifically Feb. 24 — would have marked Mitch Hedberg’s 46th birthday. The American stand-up comedian earned a cult following for his dry delivery of matter-of-fact one liners — many of which were food-related. To honor the legendary comedian, we decided to celebrate his birthday by sharing his top 30 food jokes.

Waffles with maple syrup and butter on a white plate and shot on a white background
Fettuccine Alfredo
Baked potato
Cola with ice cubes
Oatmeal with Blueberries
Red Wine glass and Bottle on a old stone background